How 343 Can Make Halo 6 Better Than Halo 5

Note: This post isn’t to be taken seriously.

Turn that frown upside down.

How can 343 make Halo 6’s campaign better than Halo 5’s?

Here’s a list of ways:

Blue Team and Fireteam Osiris dance to Van McCoy’s “The Hustle.”

Cortana turns good again.


Cortana chooses a new look for herself:*

Cortana Art59

Godzilla shows up and fights a Guardian.


The Doof Warrior claims the Mantle of Responsibility.


Cats. Halo 6 has to have cats. Why? Because everything is better with cats.

“It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!”

Forerunner technology causes mutations in insects, leading to war.


Sea turtles gain the ability to fly.

Turtle Meme

You know what Halo 6 needs? Robots.


Spike signs up for the Spartan IV program but is rejected, and so he goes to bury his sorrow in dough and frosting.

My Little Pony meme2

And during all this, a boy sits in his bed, reading, blissfully unaware.


If 343 does all of this, than I will be doing this:


That’s all, folks!

*The art of Cortana comes from here.


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